Cyber Chads – the best IT company out there
Our services
Websites
From setting up the hosting to UX and building the thing – we got you covered.
SEO
Want your website to show up in the search engine as quickly as a horny horse’s dick? Give us a call.
Social Media Management
Trust us, we’re expert shitposters.
Conversion Optimization
Turn your visitors into clients, easily.
Graphic Design
Did you know that some of our art is in the Louvre? You didn’t? Well, now you know.
E-commerce
Build your business with our help and get filthy rich.
Piramid Schemes
Let us design and take care of your dream pyramid scheme.
Whatever Else
We can do pretty much anything. And we love money.
Dance on the grave of your competition
What we do is of the best quality. Seriously. Meet with us to gain the advantage we can give you and start doing whatever you wanna do seriously.
FAQ
How are you so good?
We beat our employees with a whip. Also, we have pizza parties sometimes, which is good for efficiency, apparently.
How are you so quick?
Coffeine and methamphetamine.
Why are you so cheap?
Our main supply of labor is free. (enslaved Chinese children)